askaudreybrightman:

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*signs* I know. But I feel horrible. I didn’t even think about what I did, and it ended up really hurting you. I know it won’t make up for it, but I wanted to show you how much I really love you, and want you to know that I’ll do my best to keep you safe from being hurt by…

*smiles, chuckling softly* *signs* They’re two tickets to Disney World. I know it seems like a really odd gift, but I thought you’d really like it there. I mean, I bet you’ve been there countless times before, but you are the closest thing to an actual Disney princess I’ve ever seen. And Disney is always magical, no matter how old you are. So… *lets his hands fall awkwardly, smiling nervously*

…. *stares at the tickets for a few moments before surging forward and wrapping her arms around Oliver’s neck, hugging him tightly and grinning*

*laughs* You really like it?

*can’t hear what he asked. Pulls back to look up at him, eyes bright as she signs, alternating between being excited and trying to be scolding* When are we going? Why did you spend so much on this, you didn’t have to do that! But I’m so happy you did, this sounds amazing! 

*laughs* Woah, slow down Aud. I can’t understand when you go so fast. We’re going hopefully later this week, I spent so much on it because you’re worth so, so much to me, and I’m glad you like it. *kisses her cheek, smiling*

*grins and signs* You’re still not completely forgiven yet, though.

*signs back* I’d be shocked if I was completely forgiven. If I ever do that again, or anything like that, please tell me. Or just smack me until I stop being an idiot. Deal?

askaudreybrightman:

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askaudreybrightman:

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oliveranswers:

*signs* I know. But I feel horrible. I didn’t even think about what I did, and it ended up really hurting you. I know it won’t make up for it, but I wanted to show you how much I really love you, and want you to know that I’ll do my best to keep you safe from being hurt by…

*smiles, chuckling softly* *signs* They’re two tickets to Disney World. I know it seems like a really odd gift, but I thought you’d really like it there. I mean, I bet you’ve been there countless times before, but you are the closest thing to an actual Disney princess I’ve ever seen. And Disney is always magical, no matter how old you are. So… *lets his hands fall awkwardly, smiling nervously*

…. *stares at the tickets for a few moments before surging forward and wrapping her arms around Oliver’s neck, hugging him tightly and grinning*

*laughs* You really like it?

*can’t hear what he asked. Pulls back to look up at him, eyes bright as she signs, alternating between being excited and trying to be scolding* When are we going? Why did you spend so much on this, you didn’t have to do that! But I’m so happy you did, this sounds amazing! 

*laughs* Woah, slow down Aud. I can’t understand when you go so fast. We’re going hopefully later this week, I spent so much on it because you’re worth so, so much to me, and I’m glad you like it. *kisses her cheek, smiling*

askaudreybrightman:

oliveranswers:

oliveranswers:

*signs* I know. But I feel horrible. I didn’t even think about what I did, and it ended up really hurting you. I know it won’t make up for it, but I wanted to show you how much I really love you, and want you to know that I’ll do my best to keep you safe from being hurt by…

*smiles, chuckling softly* *signs* They’re two tickets to Disney World. I know it seems like a really odd gift, but I thought you’d really like it there. I mean, I bet you’ve been there countless times before, but you are the closest thing to an actual Disney princess I’ve ever seen. And Disney is always magical, no matter how old you are. So… *lets his hands fall awkwardly, smiling nervously*

…. *stares at the tickets for a few moments before surging forward and wrapping her arms around Oliver’s neck, hugging him tightly and grinning*

*laughs* You really like it?

oliveranswers:

*signs* I know. But I feel horrible. I didn’t even think about what I did, and it ended up really hurting you. I know it won’t make up for it, but I wanted to show you how much I really love you, and want you to know that I’ll do my best to keep you safe from being hurt by…

*smiles, chuckling softly* *signs* They’re two tickets to Disney World. I know it seems like a really odd gift, but I thought you’d really like it there. I mean, I bet you’ve been there countless times before, but you are the closest thing to an actual Disney princess I’ve ever seen. And Disney is always magical, no matter how old you are. So… *lets his hands fall awkwardly, smiling nervously*

*signs* I know. But I feel horrible. I didn’t even think about what I did, and it ended up really hurting you. I know it won’t make up for it, but I wanted to show you how much I really love you, and want you to know that I’ll do my best to keep you safe from being hurt by anyone. Including myself. And… This may not be the most romantic gift, but I thought maybe we could use this gift as a way to get closer without worrying about sex or anything like that. *holds out the small gift*

charlieanswers:

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*chuckles* Hopefully this will be the last time in a long time. 

*smiles* Here’s hoping. I would feel sort of bad if I had to actually kick the shit out of you next time. 

Yeah, it might put a bit of a damper on our bromance. *grins* Well, I have to be off to buy the entire stock of every nearby flower shop. And chocolate store. And possibly to… *shudders* Bath and Body Works.

*laughs* I’d opt for the best bath products Paris has to offer, if I were you. She doesn’t like to splurge on the stuff for herself, says it’s too much. But secretly, she loves that kind of fancy girly decadence. *gets up, shaking his hand* See you around, Oliver. Hopefully for a game or something next time, not a threat. 

*smiles* Oh, and Charlie? *manhug* Thanks, bro.

*hugs back, smiling* Anytime. *pulls back, ruffling his hair* Now go get her, you idiot. *grins*

*grins back, going to make some special arrangements*

charlieanswers:

oliveranswers:

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oliveranswers:

*chuckles* Hopefully this will be the last time in a long time. 

*smiles* Here’s hoping. I would feel sort of bad if I had to actually kick the shit out of you next time. 

Yeah, it might put a bit of a damper on our bromance. *grins* Well, I have to be off to buy the entire stock of every nearby flower shop. And chocolate store. And possibly to… *shudders* Bath and Body Works.

*laughs* I’d opt for the best bath products Paris has to offer, if I were you. She doesn’t like to splurge on the stuff for herself, says it’s too much. But secretly, she loves that kind of fancy girly decadence. *gets up, shaking his hand* See you around, Oliver. Hopefully for a game or something next time, not a threat. 

*smiles* Oh, and Charlie? *manhug* Thanks, bro.

charlieanswers:

oliveranswers:

*chuckles* Hopefully this will be the last time in a long time. 

*smiles* Here’s hoping. I would feel sort of bad if I had to actually kick the shit out of you next time. 

Yeah, it might put a bit of a damper on our bromance. *grins* Well, I have to be off to buy the entire stock of every nearby flower shop. And chocolate store. And possibly to… *shudders* Bath and Body Works.

charlieanswers:

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I never meant it! I have a horrible sense of humor and just… say all the wrong things. I never knew she took things like that! *voice cracks* And you think I don’t know how much I fucked up? I mean Audrey is… well, Audrey. I’ve smacked her! I’ve called her the worst things you can call a woman, I used to sneak around when her parents first introduced us and we started dating, an now I’ve done this. What the hell am I supposed to do to ever deserve someone like her after all of that?!

*eyes soften slightly* ….Well you can start with an apology. Tell her you didn’t mean what you said, and you’re sorry you screwed up and left and made her feel that way. And then don’t do it again. If she decides to let you in her bed again, realize how lucky you are and make her feel cherished and loved and special. Make sure you cut the bullshit jokes, at least over texts when she can’t tell if you’re kidding. Work at being better for her. Work at showing her how much she means to you. 

*nods* Thanks Charlie. Um, the twins aren’t going to kill me, are they? If they know, which, going off their texts, I assume they do.

I don’t think they will; not after I tell them about this conversation. *shakes his head slightly, sipping his drink* Why do you keep making me have to threaten you, man? *smiles wryly at him* 

*laughs* Because apparently I have this incessant need to keep fucking up with the best thing that’s ever happened to me. But hey, real bros are cool with threatening eachother or kicking the other one’s ass when they get to be too much of a dickhead, right?

*grins* Apparently. Our bromance would go a lot smoother if I didn’t have to kick you in the ass quite as often as I do, though. *winks* 

*chuckles* Hopefully this will be the last time in a long time. 

charlieanswers:

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charlieanswers:

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I never meant it! I have a horrible sense of humor and just… say all the wrong things. I never knew she took things like that! *voice cracks* And you think I don’t know how much I fucked up? I mean Audrey is… well, Audrey. I’ve smacked her! I’ve called her the worst things you can call a woman, I used to sneak around when her parents first introduced us and we started dating, an now I’ve done this. What the hell am I supposed to do to ever deserve someone like her after all of that?!

*eyes soften slightly* ….Well you can start with an apology. Tell her you didn’t mean what you said, and you’re sorry you screwed up and left and made her feel that way. And then don’t do it again. If she decides to let you in her bed again, realize how lucky you are and make her feel cherished and loved and special. Make sure you cut the bullshit jokes, at least over texts when she can’t tell if you’re kidding. Work at being better for her. Work at showing her how much she means to you. 

*nods* Thanks Charlie. Um, the twins aren’t going to kill me, are they? If they know, which, going off their texts, I assume they do.

I don’t think they will; not after I tell them about this conversation. *shakes his head slightly, sipping his drink* Why do you keep making me have to threaten you, man? *smiles wryly at him* 

*laughs* Because apparently I have this incessant need to keep fucking up with the best thing that’s ever happened to me. But hey, real bros are cool with threatening eachother or kicking the other one’s ass when they get to be too much of a dickhead, right?